Ever vigilant to keep former Governor Rod Blagojevich from communicating with those who wish to laugh at him Judge Zagel has decided not to let the inept politician use what could be construed as a complicated social networking tool. Blagojevich, who was televised nationally NOT being able to send a basic electronic communication to a random celebrity you haven’t heard from in 15 years, won’t be able to use Twitter.
Some possible tweets from Blagojevich, if he was able to muster the technological savvy could include:
“I told the public the truth would come out and now it…oh…lol…my bad…5 year sentence”
“Judge is a jerk…my attorney looks like an unfrozen caveman. I love SNL”
“What if I wore a cowboy hat?”
Please feel free to add your tweets in the comment section.
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